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TRADITIONAL PROVERBS: (A public Domain List)

Monday, April 16th, 2007

A LIST OF TRADITIONAL PROVERBS:

This is an alphabetical list of common English Language proverbs.

There is no need to ask permission to use this list of traditional proverbs if it is of use to you, but if you really, really want to say thank you - why not link to Carbuncle’s blog so others can access the public domain information and material here?

A barking dog never bites.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind man.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A watched pot never boils.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
All that glitters is not gold
As you sow, so you shall reap.
Bad news travels quickly.
Beauty is only skin deep.
Better late than never.
Better safe than sorry.
Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Chickens will come home to roost.
The cream always rises.
Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.
Don’t cry over spilt milk.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Don’t spit into the wind.
Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
God helps those who help themselves.
Half a loaf is better than no bread.
He laughs best that laughs last.
He who hesitates is lost.
He who laughs last laughs longest.
Hunger is the best sauce.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, and try again.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Look before you leap
Make hay while the sun shines
Might makes right.
Money makes the mare go.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Never put off untill tomorrow what you can do today.
“Oh I see”, said the blind man to his dog.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
One rotten apple spoils the barrel.
One swallow doesn’t make a summer.
Opposites attract.
Out of sight, out of mind.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Practice makes perfect.
Rome wasn’t built in a day.
Still waters run deep.
The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
The early bird catches the worm.
The end justifies the means.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
The longest journey begins with a single step.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Two heads are better than one.
Waste not, want not.
We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
What goes around, comes around.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
Where there’s a will, there’s way.
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire
Whistling girls and crowing hens always come to some bad ends.
Who holds the purse rules the house.
You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink.
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

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Photograph of the Pinewood Televison Studios Sign and Logo (Public Domain)

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

I took this photograph of the Pinewood Studios sign and logo whilst I was attending a recording of Bremner, Bird and Fortune at the Pinewood Television Studios in Teddington.

The Pinewood Tedding Television Studio is on the banks of the River Thames, near Teddington Lock, Middlesex.

Photograph of Pinewood Studios Logo Teddington

I place this Carbuncle’s Blog photograph of the sign and logo at Pinewood Studios in the public domain, as far as I am able, and allow any use including commercial.

There is no need to ask permission to use this Tommy Cooper photograph if it is of use to you, but if you really, really want to say thank you - why not link to Carbuncle’s blog so others can access the public domain pics here?

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Google April Fool’s Jokes you might have missed

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Did you miss this year’s April Fool’s joke from Google and maybe haven’t seen some of the previous years’ jokes?

Well, here are the links to this year’s joke and previous Google April Fool’s Jokes from Google from 2000 until 2007

Have fun!

2007 Google TiSP Note: This page was posted by Google for April Fool’s Day - 2007 - Quote from Google’s April Fool’s Page: “Sign up for our free in-home wireless broadband service… Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for?… Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we’ll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.

2006 Google Romance Note: This page was posted by Google for April Fool’s Day - 2006 - Quote from Google’s April Fool’s Page: “Pin All Your Romantic Hopes on Google… When you think about it, love is just another search problem. And we’ve thought about it. A lot. Google Romance™ is our solution… Google Romance is a place where you can post all types of romantic information and, using our Soulmate Search™, get back search results that could, in theory, include the love of your life. Then we’ll send you both on a Contextual DateTM, which we’ll pay for while delivering to you relevant ads that we and our advertising partners think will help produce the dating results you’re looking for.

2005 Google Gulp Note: This page was posted by Google for April Fool’s Day - 2005 - Quote from Google’s April Fool’s Page: “Quench your thirst for knowledge… At Google our mission is to organize the world’s information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information’s usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who’s using it. That’s why we’re pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of “smart drinks” designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

2004 Google Job Opportunities Note: This page was posted by Google for April Fool’s Day - 2004 - Quote from Google’s April Fool’s Page: “Google Copernicus Center is hiring… Google is interviewing candidates for engineering positions at our lunar hosting and research center, opening late in the spring of 2007. This unique opportunity is available only to highly-qualified individuals who are willing to relocate for an extended period of time, are in top physical condition and are capable of surviving with limited access to such modern conveniences as soy low-fat lattes, The Sopranos and a steady supply of oxygen.

I’ve included Gmail as it seems Google took advantage of the buzz surrounding their April Fool’s Day jokes of previous years to gain extra publicity for their 2004 GMAIL launch. They followed up in 2005 by choosing April 1st to announce the increase in Gmail online storage to 2gigabytes. . 2004 Google Launches Gmail Note: This page was posted by Google for April Fool’s Day - 2004 - Quote from Google’s April Fool’s Page: “Google Gets the Message, Launches Gmail… User Complaint About Existing Services Leads Google to Create Search-Based Webmail… Search is Number Two Online Activity – Email is Number One; “Heck, Yeah,” Say Google Founders… MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. - April 1, 2004 UTC - Amidst rampant media speculation, Google Inc. today announced it is testing a preview release of Gmail – a free search-based webmail service with a storage capacity of up to eight billion bits of information, the equivalent of 500,000 pages of email. Per user.

2002 Pigeon Rank Note: This page was posted by Google for April Fool’s Day - 2002 - Quote from Google’s April Fool’s Page: “The technology behind Google’s great results… As a Google user, you’re familiar with the speed and accuracy of a Google search. How exactly does Google manage to find the right results for every query as quickly as it does? The heart of Google’s search technology is PigeonRank™, a system for ranking web pages developed by Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin at Stanford University.

2000 MentalPlex Note: This page was posted by Google for April Fool’s Day - 2000 - Quote from Google’s April Fool’s Page: “New! Search smarter and faster with Google’s MentalPlexTM… Instructions:… Remove hat and glasses… Peer into MentalPlex circle. DO NOT MOVE YOUR HEAD… Project mental image of what you want to find… Click or visualize clicking within the MentalPlex circle… See our FAQ and illustrations for correct usage.

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